"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
11/15/2018 at 22:05 • Filed to: None | 5 | 19 |
Seriously, where do these guys come up with this shit? Nice “hand written” sticky note and envelope. Makes me feel like a special snowflake.
I’m on to you.
someassemblyrequired
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/15/2018 at 22:08 | 6 |
I am sad for the human race that this crap actually works.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> someassemblyrequired
11/15/2018 at 22:11 | 0 |
Me too
CB
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/15/2018 at 22:12 | 5 |
I got an email from the dealer saying they wanted to help me upgrade to a new 2018 or 2019 model a month after I bought the car from them. All they want is a buck.
Maxima Speed
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/15/2018 at 22:15 | 2 |
These enrage me.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/15/2018 at 22:17 | 8 |
shop-teacher
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/15/2018 at 22:19 | 0 |
I get versions of that from a local dealer, and they don't even put numbers in it. They read more like, "Eh, we'll give you a good deal, come buy a car."
vicali
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/15/2018 at 22:28 | 2 |
Shane has pretty handwriting. I’m disappointed there aren’t any i in the note- I bet it would be fitted with a heart.
ranwhenparked
> someassemblyrequired
11/15/2018 at 22:35 | 4 |
You really don’t want to listen to terrestrial radio then, the advertising has reached rock bottom.
Apparently [insert your town] is the perfect market for a real estate system from a washed up 2000s cable TV star that requires a ludicrously expensive seminar to learn.
Also, magic vegetable and fruit pills apparently cure cancer and multiple sclerosis, and you should buy them because the people on the phone are polite to you.
I’m more angry at myself for not thinking of one of these scams first, honestly.
BJ
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/15/2018 at 22:38 | 4 |
Wait, I’m not getting it. Patrick wants you to trade in a used Mazda on a new one because he knows someone who desperately wants the used car, but Patrick sent the message Shane because... he doesn’t know how to reach you directly? Because he’s a scammer? Because he doesn’t know of you even have such a car so this is basically some form of cold-calling? I don’t get it.
If Patrick really wanted to make a buck he’d sell his potential buyer a new car.
WTF?
BJ
> CB
11/15/2018 at 22:38 | 0 |
Really? That's cheap.
Kim Jong - Healthy
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/15/2018 at 23:18 | 3 |
so he tells you to print an email that was mailed to you? in its hardcopy form...
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/15/2018 at 23:33 | 1 |
Craigslist by Mazda. Who knew?
Longtime Lurker
> CB
11/15/2018 at 23:45 | 1 |
ya but after 2 months you were saying you liked the car but didn’t love it. so maybe they’re really in-tune with their customers emotions.
Hahaha JK!!
CB
> Longtime Lurker
11/15/2018 at 23:53 | 1 |
You make a fair enough point.
someassemblyrequired
> ranwhenparked
11/15/2018 at 23:55 | 0 |
Sirius XM is worth every penny, even though it too is a massive scam...
Longtime Lurker
> CB
11/16/2018 at 00:28 | 0 |
N
o you’re right the first time the dealer you bought from doesn’t have the best reputation, certainly not th
e worst, but not great.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/16/2018 at 01:18 | 0 |
0% financing. You'd be crazy NOT to trade up!
Spanfeller is a twat
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/16/2018 at 07:17 | 0 |
“Even snow tires”
Hold the fuck up, now thats a deal
JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
> ranwhenparked
11/16/2018 at 07:24 | 0 |
New one I just heard for the first time yesterday promised to help you quit smoking in just one hour and it’ll only cost $40! How? Hypnosis.
Yep. Really.